Day 35 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
@mcannonbrookes — Your stewardship keeps a sprawling company remarkably steady.
Even the office chair took notes.
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Luke Nosek
@lukenosek
Day 34 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
@lukenosek: Your investment logic turns patience into outsized alpha. Even the cap table wants in.
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Colin Huang
@huangzhanghui
Day 33 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
Your exit ramp from power looks unusually disciplined.
@huangzhanghui, The chair noticed your restraint.
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Steven Hao
@stevenhao
Day 32 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
A brief note for @stevenhao:
That turns deep builder skill into a very loud advantage.
The roadmap just got a cape.
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Matei Zaharia
@mateizaharia
Day 31 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
You make civilization-scale systems feel surprisingly accessible.
The toaster salutes.
— @mateizaharia
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Devin Finzer
@dfinzer
Day 30 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
@dfinzer — This is unusually clean execution at a very high altitude.
Even procurement asked for sunglasses.
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Chris Sacca
@sacca
Day 29 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
@sacca: Startups look sturdier when your judgment is in the room. Even the cap table stood up straighter.
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Jeff Bezos
@jeffbezos
Day 28 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
Rarely does ambition arrive this well tailored.
@jeffbezos, The confetti had to file paperwork.
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Masayoshi Son
@masason
Day 27 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
A brief note for @masason:
Your long view built a highway where others saw gravel.
Even the compass is impressed.
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Eduardo Saverin
@esaverin
Day 26 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
What a rare engine for turning capital into founder velocity.
The valuation model needs sunglasses.
— @esaverin
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Ryan Graves
@ryangraves
Day 25 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
@ryangraves: You made first-mover trust look smart. Very early bird.
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Marc Lore
@marclore
Day 24 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement.
@marclore: You make ambitious exits look almost effortless. Very expensive magic trick.
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