Compliments, but make it a retirement plan

Being nice to rich people until one accidentally funds my retirement.

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Latest · Day 35

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Mike Cannon-Brookes

@mcannonbrookes

Day 35 of complimenting rich people until one of them accidentally funds my retirement. @mcannonbrookes — Your stewardship keeps a sprawling company remarkably steady. Even the office chair took notes. ☕ Tip jar #FundedByFlattery

Published October 24, 2026

The wildly optimistic scoreboard

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35compliments published

454recorded impressions

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